Top 10 Ways You Know If You Need A Bidet Sprayer 

Counting Down:

10. When the neighborhood dogs keep following you home and you don’t have any take-out food with you.

9. Whoever does the laundry has to sandblast your underwear instead of washing them.

8. You’re not sure if that’s sweat you’re feeling between your cheeks.

7. You monthly toilet paper bill is more than your rent.

6. You’re late for work at least once a week because you’re stuck waiting on the throne.

5. People keep saying they are going to call the bomb squad on you.

4. You are about to buy stock in Preparation H.

3. You are scratching yourself allot and not where Ted Bundy was.

2. NO One wants to use the bathroom after you!

1. And the number one way you know you need a Bidet Sprayer? “You read all of these reasons and understood every one of them!”