A bit tongue in cheek but the title does make the point.
We don’t talk about this much because it’s considered inappropriate. Oh you can
talk about constipation and diarrhea because it’s more medical but how about
the normal, often daily reality that things often don’t come out (literally)
quite how we would like them to?!
When you have soft stool it means you end up using more
and more toilet paper, often having to go back and start all over again because
well, it simply keeps coming out. Toilet Paper was a marvelous invention no
doubt and some people become quite attached (and sometimes vice a versa) to their
favorite brand. But the price keeps going up and sometimes there are even
supply issues, especially in some socialist oriented countries.
Since most people aren’t about to change their diet just
because of consistency issues we are left with looking at how else we can deal
with this problem. The French came up with one method using water called the
Bidet. It works but they are expensive and take up allot of space. The
Japanese, being gadget oriented, came up with the bidet toilet seat. Some of
the fancier models even have heated seats and play music. Setting aside the report
that they’ve determined the programs for these upscale models can be hacked how
about the more practical side of expense and maintenance to say nothing of the
fact you may not be able to use your toilet if you have a power failure!
Enter the Hand Bidet Sprayer. Not a Bidet but a sprayer
that does a much better job cleaning you for the simple reasons that it
provides a much greater flow of water but also allot better control of where it
sprays. Bidets and Bidet Toilet Seats have a fixed wand or spray head that you
can’t control; you can try moving around but that’s not a good approach. A Hand
Held Bidet or Toilet Sprayer is as the name implies in your hand and you can
spray where and for how long you want. It can also be used to clean the toilet
itself. There is no new plumbing or electrical required and virtually no
maintenance. It won’t sing to you or warm your tush but it will still work even
if the power goes out and no virus can interrupt it.
Besides providing superior hygiene we have some extra
benefits from a Toilet Sprayer and that’s for those more challenging times.
With this water spray in your hand you can also use it to shoot some water up
the pipes. Almost like a power enema but instantaneous and much more
comfortable. It may be hard to imagine but once you've experienced it you will
be hooked. Now you can be truly clean inside and out and save time, money (on
toilet paper) and feel more refreshed than even before. Toilet Paper was a
great invention but there is something better now. You can stay stuck in the
past and keep wiping and wiping or you can realize that water is the best way
to get clean and it’s healthier also. Check out the Bidet Toilet Sprayer today! See: bathroomsprayer.com.